Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for August 28, 2015
Hey baby, you... What the hell is that? A sexoskeleton! With this suit, I can sex four times as fast, twelve times is hard. I can left two thousand kilograms of erotically charged flesh. It sounds like you just selected easily measured metrics and increased them, rather than trying to make the experience good. That's called progress, John.