Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 17, 2015
Wait. The number of human deaths increases over time. Satan lives until the end of days. His lifetime numbers of souls is essentially infinite. That means the marginal value of another soul is negligible to him. So... Sataaaaaaan! Yes? I'll give you two dollars and this half a burrito for a hundred souls. Done. Woohoo! If each soul is 1% good. I'm set for eternity. Somewhere else... Dear Lord, what sort of person gets into the kingdom of heaven? At this point, it's mostly financial analysts.