Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 20, 2014
Lex Luther! Yes and this time I've got you. This time there's no kryptonite and no complicated scheme. There is only the passage of time. You see... You have to pee. But it's too cold to leave your warm blankets. Oh normally you'd wait until the discomfort of withheld urine surpassed the discomfort of getting out into the cold. But I've programmed the room to decrease his temperature in exact proportion to your increase and need to urinate. It is thus impossible for you to leave the bed. We'll see about-oh my God you're right it's just so toasty in here! Over the next 48 hours temperature will steadily drop toward absolute zero. Your bladder will become so packed it will ignite nuclear fission, killing you and all the citizens of Metropolis! Ahahahahahahahahaha! You monster! You'll never get away with it. Batman will save me! Will he? Earlier... Oh, it's so nice and warm in the shower. Isn't it.