Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 20, 2014
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November 21, 2014
Transcript:
Lex Luther! Yes and this time I've got you. This time there's no kryptonite and no complicated scheme. There is only the passage of time. You see... You have to pee. But it's too cold to leave your warm blankets. Oh normally you'd wait until the discomfort of withheld urine surpassed the discomfort of getting out into the cold. But I've programmed the room to decrease his temperature in exact proportion to your increase and need to urinate. It is thus impossible for you to leave the bed. We'll see about-oh my God you're right it's just so toasty in here! Over the next 48 hours temperature will steadily drop toward absolute zero. Your bladder will become so packed it will ignite nuclear fission, killing you and all the citizens of Metropolis! Ahahahahahahahahaha! You monster! You'll never get away with it. Batman will save me! Will he? Earlier... Oh, it's so nice and warm in the shower. Isn't it.
Ida No over 9 years ago
Yay! Lex Luther for the win!I really hope this plan succeeds.
ehtaniguchi over 9 years ago
Oh for heaven’s sake, just go pee already.
emptc12 over 9 years ago
Superman was my favorite! So don’t go being disrespectful of him! Put you into the Phantom Zone, boy!. As a kid, I had Superman pajamas and would run across the room to my bed and “fly” onto it. I would jump off our front porch like landing from high above. I thought a little neighbor girl my age looked like Lois Lane, and I still think about her that way.. Hey, the world of Superman has gotten very complicated since those days — so many auxiliary characters over the years. Otherwise, I’d suggest Super Girl and Krypto will come to the rescue.. I shudder to imagine what Luthor did to distract them — humiliating super zits for her, concentrated rut scent for him?
emptc12 over 9 years ago
Something I haven’t thought about in a long time: To me, Superman’s hair was blue. Actually, in color comics it’s black with blue highlights. But when I was a kid, looking at my uncle’s comic books, I thought it was blue..So, In kindergarten I drew superman and other people with blue hair. Grownups asked me, “What’s with the blue hair, kid? People don’t have blue hair.” It upset me because I KNEW Superman’s hair was blue.. It started me to suspect that adults didn’t know what was going on, and now I’m way beyond sure of it.
jhodell Premium Member over 9 years ago
Zach needs to turn up the heat in his home.