Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 03, 2014
I curse you to live forever! How's that a curse? Society will change and change and change and then one day you will cease to belong anymore. Yeah, but I'll be famous the whole time as the world's oldest man. Your your immorality will separate you from your mortal brethren. Yeah, it'll make me better than them. You will watch as your loved ones die. I'll get over it. I have forever. You will have to watch endless remakes of beloved movies. Have mercy! Have mercy!