I thought Truth would want to be cremated.
I am amazed by the foresight: this cartoon is from 2006.
Now, just wait a goldarn minute. If “Truth” is “dead”, then it cannot be “true” that “Truth” is “Dead”. Chew on that for awhile and see if you don’t get a headache.
Not convinced it ever really existed in the first place.
Ain’t that the truth.