Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for April 02, 2011
As part of a secret deal, Rudy renounced his only-recently made ties to organized labor and blamed unions for all society's ilss, including obesity, scratchy toilet paper and side effects from Botox. Enthralled by the role-playing, his singularly greedy boss, Armstrong Maynard, gave him a 25-cent-an-hour pay raise. Armstrong says, "It was awesome right? Did you see their faces, watching another wage-earner crushed beneath the wheels of the entrepreneurial engine?" Armstrong says, "Let's do another one." Rudy says, "Another what?" Armstrong says, "I'll be Chris Christie and you be a public school teacher." Rudy says, "No more role-playing."