Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for April 01, 2011
Rudy says, "I've formed a union and I demand fair pay." Armstrong says, "You hear that, people. This guy wants to destroy the country." Armstrong says, "He's using a union to demand wage hikes and benefits while the rest of us toil and suffer. If I give him a raise, all our pastry prices will rise. What do you say to that?" People say, "Boo. Hiss. Send him back to Russa, in 1960!" Rudy says, "You should go, they're going to pelt me with food." Armstrong says, "Thank you. You'll never know what this means to me."