Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for October 13, 2009
Rudy says, "I need a cold compress, a bucket of painkillers and a pacifier. Quick." Armstrong says, "What's happening?" Rudy says, "Uncle Mort is kicking caffeine - after six decades at four cups a day." Armstrong says, "Why?" Rudy says, "He believes coffee is responsible for his angry, liberal rants." Mort says, "Tar and feather Hannity!" Sadie says, "That's the withdrawal talking. Stick with it."