Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for October 01, 2009
Sadie says, "Welcome to the Sadie Cohen radio hour. Today's topic: Football. Why I love it." Sadie says, "It's violent, sadistic, intense. The idea is to crush anyone who comes across your path and make them whimper with submission!" Sadie says, "I'll now take our first caller. You're on the air, loser." Caller says, "I'm afraid to speak." Sadie thinks, "the linebacker of radio hosts wins again."