Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for September 30, 2009
Mort says, "Sadie, the way you objectify football players is unconscionable." Sadie says, "It's what?" Mort says, "All you talk about are their muscles, square jaws, animal intensity." Sadie says, "Ooh." Mort says, "What?" Sadie says, "I love it when you get all puffed up and macho and tough. And what biceps." Mort says, "Much better. Well played." Sadie thinks, "Girl does what she's got to."