Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for June 08, 2004
"Al Franken, what brings you to our fine cafe?" "I just wanted lunch." "On the menu outside it said you had a low fat scone with 3 grams of protein." "But I did some checking and this has 2.8 grams of protein. And you know what that makes you?" "A big fat liar." "Our scones are fair and balanced!"