Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for June 08, 2004

Transcript:

"Al Franken, what brings you to our fine cafe?" "I just wanted lunch." "On the menu outside it said you had a low fat scone with 3 grams of protein." "But I did some checking and this has 2.8 grams of protein. And you know what that makes you?" "A big fat liar." "Our scones are fair and balanced!"