Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for December 19, 2001
"If you want to do things right, you've got to do more than remake my lunch." "I've compiled a list of goals for you." "You're kidding. That's enough..." "I'll remake your lunch, but I won't take personal advice from a patron!" "It's not personal. Look at the first goal." "'Take suggestions gracefully.'" "Number two: 'Lose the haircut.'"