Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for December 18, 2001
"You compiled a PowerPoint? presentation analyzing your lunch?" "It's important to do things right." TAP TAP TAP "See here, the sandwich was poorly organized. Absurdly low lettuce-to-tomato ratio." "My coffee arrived 4 percent late for optimal warmth, and look at this cost-benefit analysis of my dessert..." "A pie chart." "You call this crust flaky?"