Always look on the bright side.
Grim Reaper; President of your local Optimists club!
“Yes, I will help you to stop suffering.”
Such a feel good comic!
Now come with me and meet my associate; Digby O’Dell, your friendly undertaker..
Cheer up pal. You won the Million Dollar per Year for Life lottery. You should have expected your days were numbered.
“Everyone else”? Took me a minute to realize he didn’t mean that nobody else ever died in history.