Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for July 06, 2016

Note to checkout staff: wait until previous customer leaves the area before repeating a comment to the next person in line…

Always have at least three different obsequious scripts to greet your customers with.

Rose will be sure to be grumpy the next time she sees that particular cashier.

Why I prefer self-checkout, no fake conversations or forced dialogue.

Grimace was last seen at Dodger Stadium on July 18th, 2012 vs. the Philadephia Phillies, dancing to Ram Jam’s 1977 classic, Black Betty.

That cashier with the big glasses is crazy!

There’s a fine line between being a kiss-up and being a liar. Or is there a line at all?

You can kiss up about things that are true.