Hey now, Ripley’s Believe It Or Not Fans. What a day yesterday was! I think Charlie Fogwhistle should be officially named our Jokemaster General and Tuco killed it with his latest tale from the Bayou. Best one yet, Tuco! For tonight I’ve got one about the elderly but I swear I didn’t steal it from Eromlig.
An old guy was thinking his wife was losing her hearing so, while she was taking her evening walk, he snuck up about 20 ft. behind her and asked, "Can you hear me, Sweetheart? She didn’t answer so he moved to where he was about 10 ft. behind her and asked again. She still didn’t answer. He moved to 5 ft. away. Nothing. Then he snuck to within a few inches behind her ear and asked, “Can you hear me now, Honey?” His wife said, “For the 4th time, yes!” Ba Dump Bump. There’s my rimshot, that’s my time. Entries anyone? Silver. Out!