Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 01, 2017
Transcript:
Han Solo (Rip Haywire): If this hallucination is supposed t one scary, it ain't working. I love vests! Chewbacca (TNT): Grr Yoda (Bird): Scared you should be. Han Solo (Rip Haywire): Nothin' scary 'bout... oh, crud I'm in 'empire'! Cobra Carson (Princess Leia): I love you... Han Solo (Rip Haywire): I know. (Ka-whimper!) this is gonna hurt. Indiana Jones (Rip Haywire): Wow, these hallucinations are crazy! Now I'm in the light romantic comedy "Raiders of the Lost Art!" This is awesome.... even got the whip! Wait. This ain't no whip! Cobras! Why'd it have to be Cobras!? Cobra Carson: Rip, let me throw you in a tiger pit again!
I like Rip’s nightmares over my own.