Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 01, 2016
Man 1: Think you gave us the slip, did you, big man? Man 2: If you know where the magic calendar is, you better tell us or else... Rip Haywire: Choose you next words real careful. That's not just the girl I love... she's my wife! And if you harm her... you have no idea the pain you will encounter when my fists reach you.. and they will... reach you... Breezy: Oh, Rip, if these goons weren't restraining me, I'd kiss you into next week! Man 2: Geez, you two, lay off. We get it, you're loco in love!