Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 16, 2016
TNT: What's up, Rip? Breezy sure looks happy. Rip Haywire: We're thinking about getting hitched and settling down. TNT: S-settling... down? No more explosions, no more foreign lands where I risk my life for kibbles? Rip Haywire: Yep, and a dog-house in the backyard where you can bark all day at squirrels. TNT: Don't pinch me. If this is a dream I don't want to wake up!