Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 20, 2015
Rip Haywire: Hold on, Hawaiian! Hawaiian: What is this place? Rip Haywire: I'm not sure, but I think some pirates have somehow enslaved hundreds of natives to work in a mine! And probably for way less than union pay! Hawaiian: Alani! R.J: What'd he say? Rip Haywire: It sounded like a name, but don't let your guard down. It might mean "attack" in Hawaiian.