Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 20, 2014
Rip Haywire: Breezy, what happened out there? Breezy: What happened? I fell in love with you, that's what? Rip Haywire: And I fell in love with you... isn't that why we secretly got hitched in Vegas.... on a Sunday when nobody was around? Breezy: Ka-oof! What was in those fruity drinks at the pool?