Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 25, 2014
Transcript:
Rip has slightly injured himself after jumping out of a crashing plane. It happens! Breezy: Where does it hurt? Rip Haywire: It'd be easier to tell you where it doesn't. Spoiler alert: my earlobes! Breezy: Where are we? Rip Haywire: Hopefully somewhere with a lot of drugstores. I need a lot of bufferin, stat! Breezy: I'll need to find us shelter... it's gettin' dark. Rip Haywire: Phew! I thought that was my eyesight going.
Chrisdiaz801 over 9 years ago
Breezy is now the new Cobra on this block.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
Fall out a one plane and he goes all wimpy; must be a ploy to have Breezy nurse him.
PMark over 9 years ago
Good grief! One little slight injury and Rip goes wimpy on us. I an SO disillusioned!. :(
Sayman over 9 years ago
Ka-ouchie.
JR6019 over 9 years ago
He does seem a bit pissy, doesn’t he.
imbaldeagle over 9 years ago
Her bruises are all gone. That didn’t take long.
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Oh, he’s going to be that kind of patient, is he?Good luck, Nurse Breezy. Good luck…
johnrussco over 9 years ago
Rip will be okay
SkyFisher over 9 years ago
“Slightly”, I believe, was sar-ka-sm.
Tue Elung-Jensen over 9 years ago
He is kind of whiny when he gets hurt.
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Tell him he sounds just like his father. That’ll should at least repair his attitude.