Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 25, 2014
Rip has slightly injured himself after jumping out of a crashing plane. It happens! Breezy: Where does it hurt? Rip Haywire: It'd be easier to tell you where it doesn't. Spoiler alert: my earlobes! Breezy: Where are we? Rip Haywire: Hopefully somewhere with a lot of drugstores. I need a lot of bufferin, stat! Breezy: I'll need to find us shelter... it's gettin' dark. Rip Haywire: Phew! I thought that was my eyesight going.