Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 08, 2014
Voice: Why are we breaking into the Buckley mansion, Rip? Rip Haywire: I'm not totally sold on Miss Bucksley's "Kidnapped Dad" story! Cobra Carson: You think Miss Bucksley was lying? Rip Haywire: I see a lot of family photos, but none with our Miss Bucksley. Rip Haywire: Which can mean only one thing... Breezy: She's faker than the extensions in Cobra's hair! Cobra Carson: I'm going to extend your hair into the next county in a second.