Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 23, 2014

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Rip Haywire and the Curse of Tangaroa! Graphic Novel Ghost: I mean, I once was mere flesh-hath I not bled once like you, impolite knave? Rip Haywire: Listen, milo-you leave me no choice but to be me- and that's painfully blunt. I opened you! Now I own you! You will give me the compass or I'll lock you away like the recipe to coke! Ghost: Now sonny, there's no need for colorful similes! What was the question? Rip Haywire: You obviously don't want your freedom- let's go gang. Back in the box, Milo! Ghost: Hold, knave! Don't spurn me! I want my liberty please! I beg you! I will pay my tax! Cobra Carson: You gotta hand it to the big lug. He can even scare a libertarian ghost. TNT: I'm having flashbacks of his attack dog training! Ghost: Whilst I balk at thy cunning front, mine haunted spirit must and thy hunt! If heroes would stop the world to end, they must return Tangaroa to his native den! Now I must fare thee well, my words shall cease so give my best to your mother, I'm departing here, peace! I've got CDs for sale, $5! Onward knave! To my brother Samuel!