Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 25, 2013
Breezy: Rip, here's the tiki that everyone's after! Rip: Don't let me touch it! Mama luau said it will turn men's souls to malt-o-meal. Meanwhile: Mama: Maybe I shoulda told Rip that the tiki actually granted wishes to those who hold it! Nah, I'm glad I needlessly messed with a near-stranger's head! It's the only thing I have to live for! Now back to Rip and Breezy! Breezy: You know what I wish... Rip: Save it for the stars, kid! I've got a villain to pummel!