Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 05, 2013
Rip: Cobra, you've always been my favorite back-stabber, but c'mon, let TNT and the cute redhead go. Breezy: He said I was cute! Cobra: Zip it, twerp. Breezy: You're just jealous cuz you hair is as black and lifeless as your soul! Cobra: Rip, I can get you out of this... just be my slave so I can be a proper pirate queen. It'll be fun! Rip: No - and it'll always be no! Cobra: Why is making me happy so difficult for you?