Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 28, 2013
Breezy: So people pay Rip to solve their problems? Like spenser: for hire? TNT: Hire? Rip volunteers. Breezy: Is he a bored playboy like Richie Rich? TNT: No, his finances are worse off than his love life. Breezy: Why does Rip love Cobra, if she's always nearly getting him killed? TNT: You just answered your own question. Do you really want to look any deeper? Breezy: Sigh. Do you think he could ever love someone as unattractive as me? TNT: Have another drink, sweetie.