Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 27, 2013
While Rip is trying to save a kidnapped Cobra, TNT and Breezy are getting their drink on! Breezy: So, this Cobra Rip is so in love with - she's a nasty pirate queen? TNT: "Nasty" is a little harsh. I'm sure she loves Rip deep down! Now back to Rip... Cobra: OK, TJ, I'll lure Rip into your flabby clutches in return for your sweet, sweet gold! Master: Queen Cobra, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship! Cobra: Naturally. Rip: Why do I have such a thing for double-crossing vixens? I should have listened to mom, right before she double-crossed me!