Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 03, 2013
Cobra: You're a heap of a man to hang on to, Haywire. Especially soaked in gross river water! You may get an infection from this river in three months, but you won't die now! The current's stronger than it smells. We're sinking! (gasp!) I always knew Rip would drag me down. Mom was right!