Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 18, 2013
Rip: We can't chop off Dutch's leg. That's his butt-kicking foot! Doctor: He'll die from blood poisoning if we don't! And his other foot will compensate! Rip: Death is not an option! Dutch: Shut up, the both of you. See that donkey over there? Rip, get that donkey and we can ride to the town hospital! It'll be less smelly than the ambulances here! Rip: I'll save you, poppa! And I will never let you forget it! Dutch: I changed my mind! That may just be worse than death!