Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 22, 2012
Rip dreams of dangerous teenage trouble! Pirate: Well, well - looks like the only way to squash a bug like you is with my boot! Rip: Mister, bigger men have tried. Cracky! Whammy! Ka-blammy! Whoopin' Pirate: H-how could I let a teenager whoop me? Rip: Mister, with my upbringing, I coulda' whipped you from the womb.