Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 11, 2012
Cobra digs deep into her noggin to solve the sweet, sticky puzzle of her only true love! Boy: Those pirates just snuffed your fink captain! And more bad news - your phony uncle is in on it too! Pirate: Whatever you do, don't kill the girl! We can't ransom her to her grandmother dead! The SEC would be all over us! Boy: Looks like you're the golden goose, princess! Hang on to me while I make these goons regret some major life decisions. Cobra: This is the first date I've always dreamed of!