Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 09, 2012
Man: So are there really pirates around? Or did your dad just want a free babysitter? Boy: Hey! What was that flash of light? There's a boat edging the side of the yacht - you folks stay here. I'll go have a closer look! (Sniff, sniff!) That's pirate stank, all right! Looks like your captain is in on it! Gross! C-correction - looks like the captain was in on it. Pirate: Just one bullet, Smith. We're in a recession. Bang!