Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 01, 2012
Goldie: Once word gets out that you're responsible for skull, you'll be the most hated man in the world! More than Ted Turner! But death is too easy for you. I'm going to make you run and hide, like the a-team only way less fun! The do-gooders will hunt you like Cosby hunted hoagies! You'll never be able to show your face above-ground again! Bwa-ha-ha-ha! Cobra: She's got style I'll give her that. TNT: And I thought his mom, the CEO of skull, was evil. Rip: This is why they tell you to avoid all emotional attachments in mercenary school!