Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 29, 2012
TNT: Who's the babe? Rip: Goldie McGoldlock, founder of skull. We totally used to date! Goldie: And I'm the person who sicced the global do-good alliance on you! How's that for closure, Rip? I've finally found out how to take away the thing you love the most - Cobra: Well, he really loves his soldier of fortune subscription more than me... Goldie: Oh you wish, she-skunk! I meant his integrity! Rip: Can't you two just fight it out in a pool of hot oil or something?