Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 02, 2012
Dutch: Mac, what was that giant explosion? Cactus: You best sit down, amigos. It's a heckuva sidewinder tah lasso with the ol' brainpan, cowpokes. Fawn: Dutch, some gray-haired chick asked me to give this note to you. Note: No matter what they tell you about our boy - never believe it! Cactus: What's it say, Dutch? Dutch: Er... somebody trying to sell me vinyl siding.