Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 17, 2011
Jack: Tsk. Tsk. You'd think you'd have the decency to marry me and then destroy me, like a normal woman. But no! Well, how's this fore refreshing, cold-filtered vengeance? Your husband isn't dead! I made him suffer in chains while I put the smooth moves on his beloved wife! Bliss: I could never love you! You warped, disgusting slopsucker! Jack: And now you start with the lovey-dovey talk? That is just cruel, lady!