Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 16, 2011
Jack: My camp! All those years of pirating so many extremely flammable items! My pirate empire is in ruin! I need to escape fast! Th-the prison boat! The fools forgot the boat! Or did they? Is that? It is - It's Bliss! If I can't have her, I'll make sure no one will! Meanwhile Rip: River Jack's top goons are full of holes - worst lay - off ever. Dutch: I heard we went to a really bad business school. But where is he now?