Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 15, 2011
Goons: River Jack, the prisoners have escaped! And Bliss Benson isn't in her room! The boats are exploding! Fires are moving into our camp faster than the 99% occupied wall street! It's gotta be Haywire! We need to escape! Jack: We? Let me describe your severance package in Jaunty song: Yo-ho-ho and a bullet, no rum! Goon: Gaack! Needs... More... Cowbell!