Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 20, 2011
Dutch: OK, honey, Rip needs plenty of time to break into the jail and rescue that mangy kid. Bliss: Dutch, he's in love with this cobra isn't he? Dutch: Listen, honey, you've been lucky so far - a little heart - break is a lot healthier than gettin' stung by bullets. Rip's a fun guy, but you strike me as a gal who doesn't cotton to getting shot at pretty much 24/7. Bliss: But in time, surely he'd settle down? Dutch: Ha! He has settled down! You should have seen the shenanigans he got into as an angry teen!