Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 09, 2011
TNT: Well, RJ fell off a cliff and met a girl, we followed the map successfully and everyone escaped the bad guys! It's Alpo time! Rip: Not bad for a weekend getaway, though we really didn't get as many explosions in as I'd like. Cobra: Rip, Mac Cactus called. That gun in the bus locker was Axe Jefferson's. The map was right! The evidence will free the old man's son and put Axe in the slammer!! Rip: Let's celebrate! Who wants to hit the olive garden? TNT: Count me out! I've got to shampoo my silky coat. Rip: No problem! We'll just use olive oil from their never-ending salad bar!