Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 03, 2011
Axe: You can't escape Axe Jefferson, kid, no matter how insane your motorcycle skills. Ahhhhhhh! It's like I'm in a pillow fight made of rocks! RJ: No road left! I can't break because of the rock slide! I've got no choice! I always knew I'd die narrating loudly to myself!