Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 12, 2011
Rip: Those wannabe hitmen won't be going anywhere anytime soon. I hope fandango gives them a refund! Onward to el map-a-rado! We'll get mac to pick those goons up when we get back. Meanwhile Goons: Your plan is for us to gnaw the tree down with our teeth? You idiot! Beavers do it, and we're way bigger! I swear, if you weren't my brother-in-law!