Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 11, 2011
Goon: We got what we came for! And just in time for the matinee of "Larry Crowne"! Rip: Hey, fellas, remember me? I'm the guy you tried to give drowning lessons to down by the river. Ka-pow! Goon: Yeah, what the - why ain't you dead?! Rip: Because, I'm Rip Haywire - I'm kinda relentless! TNT: He's unyielding! He house-trained me in 3 hours!