Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 13, 2011
Goons: I've got it! This tree is dead! If we work together, we can uproot it! Thank goodness for the company thigh master! Push with your legs - the last thing we need is a back injury, what with our henchmen insurance premium! We did it! I dink you boke my nobe. You wife will thank me. Let's get Haywire! If we hurry we can make the 10:00 "Larry Crowne"!