Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 17, 2010
RJ: I'll help you if you promise to turn yourself in to the police. Goon: I promise! Anything! Just get me out of here before the water reaches the go-gurt in my coat pocket! Girl: RJ, you're really going to help him!? RJ: You're not thinking, Lily. The jerk is drowning. Girl: You're like one of those - whatchamacallits - a goober two-shoes. RJ: It's goody two-shoes, and I blame it on parenting!