Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 31, 2010
Lady: We'll never forget what you did for us, ending de gallow's reign of old-fashioned vampire terror for good. I love you, you milky-pale hottie with awesome sideburns. Vampire: And I you, you fleshy pink dumpling. Is - is that a cut on your finger? Can I lick it? Lady: Oh, you vampires. Rip: Ah, crazy young love - hey, where's Cobra? Cobra! Get away from the werewolf with the six-pack abs! Cobra: Mind yah bizness!